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MGM Grand Hotel & Casino – Las Vegas – Review

We were just recently in Las Vegas for a few days for Mike to attend a conference.  We stayed our first 3 nights at the Luxor, and our last one at the MGM Grand.  I wanted to stay at the MGM Grand because I’d heard their pool area was great, but the rates were too high during the weekend.  Even for a Sunday night they weren’t cheap (a bit over $100, including tax and resort fee), but the pool experience probably made it worth it.

In all, we liked the MGM Grand though it has only 3 things to really recommend it: 1 – its location close to the center of the strip, 2 – its incredibly comfortable pillows and 3- it’s very cool lazy river.

HOTEL ROOMS

We stayed in a standard room with 2 “queen size” beds.  I put that in quotation marks because I’m pretty sure they were doubles rather than queens, they were narrower than my bed at home.  The room was rather small and featured two beds, two night tables, a desk, an armchair, two chairs, an entertainment unit with an old, non-flat screen TV and a small closet.  The bathroom had one sink and a bathtub with a shower curtain.  The room looked dated, the greenish wallpaper looked sad.  We had a view of the roof of the casino, not a big deal as we were only there for one night.  The room was, at least, clean.  It didn’t include a coffee pot or a refrigerator (they do this so you’ll spend money buying coffee and drinks at the hotel).  It had both wired internet and wi-fi but the connection was rather slow.

On the plus side, it has very comfortable beds with great bedding.  The down (or down-like) pillows were the most comfortable pillows I’ve ever slept on.  They were quite full, just as soft and flexible as down, and there were plenty of them.  The down-like comforter was also very comfy.  If you’re into a good night sleep, this is definitely a place to get it.

There was good water pressure in the shower, and the hotel provides you with shampoo, conditioner, shower gel, lotion and soap.  The towels were fine.

POOL AREA

As I mentioned, the big draw of the MGM Grand for us was the pool area.  The MGM Grand features four pools and a lazy river.  The lazy river is quite long and has a number of areas with water falling into it, though most of these you can avoid.  There is a small pool area with a huge waterfall attached to it, here there is also a high platform were toddlers and babies can sit in the water (but it drops into the deeper pool, so you have to pay attention to them).  The lazy river seems to vary in depth, but it’s probably shallow enough for a 7 to 8 year old kid to be able to walk it (my 6 yo was a bit too short for it).  It was a lot of fun, but very crowded on a Sunday in August.  There were some children, but most of the people there seem to be in their 20’s.  Quite a few of them appeared drunk, though we didn’t have any incidents.  Unfortunately, many people like to hang out by the edges of the river, making it hard to navigate through it when it’s quite crowded.  There are huge life savers you can rent (for about $16 each!).  We got a couple that people left behind and while they were fun for a while, it was a bit crowded to just lie on them and relax.There is a bar near the lazy river, so you don’t have to go far to get your $22 frozen margarita or $35 bucket of beer.

In addition to the lazy river, there seem to be 4 pools in the pool complex.  We tried 2 of them (another one was used for a water polo game) and they were basically just largish, square, non-exciting pools.  Still, Camila wanted to swim and she couldn’t do that at the lazy river. The pools were also pretty crowded (though she had room to swim), about 3 1/2 ft. deep.  The water in both the lazy river and the pools was on the warm side (no “cold shock” when you first get in).

The pool area has a snack bar, but no dressing rooms (!). There is a small bathroom (with 3 toilets, I think!).  Fortunately it wasn’t crowded.  Of course, that may be because people pee in the pool 🙁

Even though there were lots of people on Sunday, we didn’t have trouble finding loungers around any of the pools.

HOTEL GROUNDS

The MGM Grand is the third largest hotel in the world (at least according to Wikipedia), and like other Vegas hotels, its grounds feature a casino, a spa, multiple restaurants and shops. The coolest part is the lion habitat they have, which features a group of 3 lions they bring in daily (different lions each time).  Unfortunately the exhibit is only open between 11 AM to 7 PM and lions are most active at dawn & dusk, so most of the time they seem to just be sleeping.  Still, the girls found it very cool.  They have a small play area downstairs with Chuck-e-cheese style games (you buy tokens, you play them, you get tickets in return you can exchange for junk).  The only restaurant we visited was the Rainforest Cafe, which is terribly overpriced.

The air at the hotel is pretty good, they seem to lightly perfume it in a pleasant way.

The casino features a small business office with limited hours.  You are allowed to make 5 copies, and to print your boarding pass only (otherwise they charge over $1 per page you print).

There are coke machines by the elevators ($3!!!!) and ice machines as well.

CHECK IN/OUT

Camila and I checked in at around 11:30 AM a Sunday morning.  We had to stay in line for about 15 minutes and got our room right away.  I’d reserved a King size room, but was able to change it to a room with two queen size beds.  The woman at the front desk waived the $10 fee.  I did the automatic check out, where you fill a card and drop it off in a box. You can also check out via TV or go to the front desk.

The line for storing luggage when we went was HUGE, though I suspect mostly with people checking out.

ATMOSPHERE

The MGM seems to be particularly popular with people in their 20’s bent on getting drunk and having a good time.  There is nothing wrong with that, but I did have to explain to my kids why people were behaving  strangely.  Hopefully it’ll teach them a lesson about getting drunk in public 🙂

OVERALL IMPRESSION

In all the MGM Grand is an OK hotel, but not one I would rush to come back to.  I did love the bedding and the lazy river, but otherwise I’d probably go somewhere else.

MGM Grand
3799 South Las Vegas Boulevard
Las Vegas, NV 89109
(702) 891-1111
http://www.mgmgrand.com/

Marga’s Hotel Reviews

To Laugh While Crying

I was thinking today about Juan de Dios Peza‘s famous poem about English actor David Garrick.  It was my mother’s favorite poem when I was a child, and she used to recite it time after time.  I don’t think she empathized with the feelings of the poem, but rather liked the irony of its ending.  That’s what impacted me as well as a child, though with age I’ve been able to understand the feelings express much more clearly.

I couldn’t easily find an English translation of the poem online, so I’m writing my own.  I am really bad at translating poems, so please don’t hold it against me.

To Laugh While Crying

Watching Garrik – an actor from England –
the people would say applauding:
“You are the funniest one on earth
and the happiest one…”
And the comedian would laugh.

Victims of melancholy, the highest lords,
during their darkest and heaviest nights
would go see the king of actors
and change their melancholy into roars of laughter.

Once, before a famous doctor,
came a man with eyes so somber:
“I suffer – he said -, an illness so horrible
as this paleness of my face”

“Nothing holds any enchantment or attractiveness;
I don’t care about my name or my fate
I die living an eternal melancholy
and my only hope is that of death”.

– Travel and distract yourself
– I’ve traveled so much!
– Search for readings
– I’ve read so much!
– Have a woman love you
– But I am loved
– Get a title
– I was born a noble

– Might you be poor?
– I have richnesses
– Do you like compliments?
– I hear so many!
– What do you have as a family?
– My sadness
– Do you go to the cemeteries?
– Often, very often.

– Of your current life, do you have witnesses?
– Yes, but I don’t let them impose their burdens;
I call the dead my friends;
I call the living my executioners.

– It leaves me – added the doctor – perplexed
your illness and I must not scare you;
Take today this advise as a prescription
only watching Garrik you can be cured.

-Garrik?
-Yes, Garrik… The most indolent
and austere society anxiously seeks him;
everyone who sees him, dies of laughter;
he has an amazing artistic grace.

– And me? Will he make me laugh?
-Ah, yes, I swear it;
he and no one but him; but… what disturbs you?
-So  – said the patient – I won’t be cured;
I am Garrik! Change my prescription.

How many are there who, tired of life,
ill with pain, dead with tedium,
make others laugh as the suicidal actor,
without finding a remedy for their illness!

Ay! How often we laugh when we cry!
Nobody trust the merriment of laughter,
because in those beings devoured by pain,
the soul groans when the face laughs!

If faith dies, if calm flees,
if our feet only step on thistles,
the tempest of the soul hurls to the face,
a sad lighting: a smile.

The carnival of the world is such a trickster,
that life is but a short masquerade;
here we learn to laugh with tears
and also to cry with laughter.

REÍR LLORANDO

Viendo a Garrick -actor de la Inglaterra-
el pueblo al aplaudirlo le decía:
“Eres el más gracioso de la tierra,
y más feliz…” y el cómico reía.

Víctimas del spleen, los altos lores
en sus noches más negras y pesadas,
iban a ver al rey de los actores,
y cambiaban su spleen en carcajadas.

Una vez, ante un médico famoso,
llegóse un hombre de mirar sombrío:
sufro -le dijo-, un mal tan espantoso
como esta palidez del rostro mío.

Nada me causa encanto ni atractivo;
no me importan mi nombre ni mi suerte;
en un eterno spleen muriendo vivo,
y es mi única pasión la de la muerte.

-Viajad y os distraeréis. -¡Tanto he viajado!
-Las lecturas buscad. -¡Tanto he leído!
-Que os ame una mujer. -¡Si soy amado!
-Un título adquirid. -¡Noble he nacido!

-¿Pobre seréis quizá? -Tengo riquezas.
-¿De lisonjas gustáis? -¡Tantas escucho!
-¿Qué tenéis de familia? -Mis tristezas.
-¿Vais a los cementerios? -Mucho… mucho.

-De vuestra vida actual ¿tenéis testigos?
-Sí, mas no dejo que me impongan yugos:
yo les llamo a los muertos mis amigos;
y les llamo a los vivos, mis verdugos.

Me deja -agrega el médico- perplejo
vuestro mal, y no debe acobardaros;
tomad hoy por receta este consejo
“Sólo viendo a Garrick podréis curaros”.
-¿A Garrik? -Sí, a Garrick… La más remisa
y austera sociedad le busca ansiosa;
todo aquel que lo ve muere de risa;
¡Tiene una gracia artística asombrosa!
-¿Y a mí me hará reír? -¡Ah! sí, os lo juro;
Él sí; nada más él; más… ¿qué os inquieta?
-Así -dijo el enfermo-, no me curo:
¡Yo soy Garrick!… Cambiadme la receta.

¡Cuántos hay que, cansados de la vida,
enfermos de pesar, muertos de tedio,
hacen reír como el actor suicida,
sin encontrar para su mal remedio!

¡Ay! ¡Cuántas veces al reír se llora!
¡Nadie en lo alegre de la risa fíe,
porque en los seres que el dolor devora
el alma llora cuando el rostro ríe!

Si se muere la fe, si huye la calma,
si sólo abrojos nuestra planta pisa,
lanza a la faz la tempestad del alma
un relámpago triste: la sonrisa.

El carnaval del mundo engaña tanto,
que las vidas son breves mascaradas;
aquí aprendemos a reír con llanto,
y también a llorar con carcajadas.

Family Treasury of Myths From Around the World – Book Review

Family Treasury of Myths from Around the World is a beautiful hardcover book which retells 10 classic myths.  The myths come from 8 religious traditions grouped into 4 categories: The Wraths of the Gods, The foolishness of the Animals, the Epics of Heroes and the Sun Gods. The stories are beautifully illustrated in a style inspired by the art of the culture that created the myth, and are told in a lyrical, not quite poetic, but definitely literary manner.  Still, the language is very approachable to a child 8 years or older.  Indeed, when I was reading my 9-year-old the African story of the Sparrows and the Hen, my daughter was happy to correct my pronunciation of “baobab tree,” she had learned about them in school.   The beauty and power of the language is quite surprising given that this is a translation from the French (the book was published in Belgium).

We’ve read more than half of the myths by now, most of us were familiar to us but four of them (from Africa, Japan and India)were completely new.  Those that we did know are retold in a different light in this book, which is helpful for making the point that myths have come down to us in a variety of versions.  Bear in mind that the myths can be quite violent.  In all, it’s another wonderful book I have Paperback Swap to thank for.

Comment & Referrer Spam

Since I moved a couple of my websites to a new server, I’ve been taking a closer look at the logs.  I was surprised to see that my marga.org site – my personal site, which mostly includes my recipes, food blog & restaurant reviews – is getting a healthy 6,500 hits a day. Yay!  Some closer look at the logs, however, paint a less rosy picture.  About 1/4th to 1/3 of my hits are from search engine robots, and probably as many more hits come from spammers.

Spam traffic falls into two main categories: referrer spammers and comment spammers.  Referrer spam robots hit your website repeatedly pretending to come from a given site, so that that site appears high on your stats file as a “referrer”.  If your web stats file is public (mine is password protected), it will be spidered by google and the listed referrers will count as links from your site to theirs.  That helps the referrer appear higher on google searches.

It’s amazing just how many of these junk referrer sites there are.  I’ve only been blocking them for a week, and then only the top junk referrers to my sites, and I already have 80 sites blocked by my .htaccess file,  in addition to all referrer websites from .ru (Russia) and .pl (Poland).  I anticipate that for every junk referrer I block, another will take its place at the top of my referrer stats.  I’m not sure if there is anything I can do about this beyond manually blocking them. Google, on the other hand, could just stop indexing stat files and make this problem moot.

Comment spam is significantly less annoying now that I moved to using wordpress as my blog software.  Comment spam are just comments left after blog topics, whose main purpose is to link to the spammer’s site.  WordPress has a very useful plugin called Akismet, which identifies and blocks most of the comment spam.  It’s amazingly accurate.

 

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